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October 2, 2018

Morris and Esther went to the fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther I'd like to ride in that helicopter." 

Esther always replied, "I know Morris but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old.… More

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They had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, “Hey Mom...what’s this?”

“Oh...that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity. 

“Well what does it do?” they asked. … More

Can You Bear It?

One day, an employee received an unusually large pay cheque. She decided not to say anything about it.

The following week, her cheque was for less than the normal amount, and she confronted her boss.

"How come," the supervisor inquired, "you didn't say anything when you were overpaid?"

Unperturbed, the employee replied, "Well, I can overlook one mistake but not two in a row!"

A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.… More

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A salesman from a mortgage refinance company telephoned Sandra. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?"  

"No," she replied.  

"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"  

"I really don't have any debts," she said.  

"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried.  … More

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