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July 30, 2021

Having been married for fifty years, the wife was asked what advice she would give to a newly married couple. She said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'" Everyone then looked at the husband, who said, "She's probably right."… More

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Can You Bear It?

A man said to God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?” “Yes,” said God. The man asked, “God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like one dollar?" “Yes,” said God.… More

Can You Bear It?

An elderly teacher shuffled into class on the first day of the university year. He surveyed the students for a time and then said, “If you expect me to remember your names, please sit in the same seats each day.” After a pause, he added, “And don’t ever change your clothes!”… More

Can You Bear It?

A rich family commissioned a well-known writer to write its history, asking that the author skirt around the fact that one uncle’s life of crime had come to an end in the electric chair. This is what he wrote: “Uncle William occupied a chair of applied electronics in one of the leading government institutions.… More

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