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April 1, 2020

The army captain spoke sternly to the corporal: “Corporal, where’s that horse I told you I wanted shod?” “Did you say shod?” said the corporal.


A priest was invited to a party. He was properly dressed, wearing his priest's collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.… More

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Can you Bear It?

An atheist went to court to plead a case against Easter and Passover Holy Days. He claimed that atheists were being discriminated against because they had no holy days. After listening to the argument presented, the judge banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!"… More

Can You Bear It?

A tribute to all Grandparents who have become computer literate!

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.… More

Can You Bear It?

A moral conundrum for golfers: what do you do when your opponent claims to have found her ball in the rough and you know she is a liar because you’ve got her ball in your pocket?


“Why don’t you play golf with Ted any more?”… More


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