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July 1, 2020

Trick questions:

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? Answer: Johnny, of course!

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?… More

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Can you Bear It?


One liners:

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your computer.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.… More

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What did the hat say to the scarf? I’ll go on ahead and you hang around.


“My uncle in Melbourne tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from a Holden, the tyres from a Porsche, and the exhaust system from a Honda”.… More

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The army captain spoke sternly to the corporal: “Corporal, where’s that horse I told you I wanted shod?” “Did you say shod?” said the corporal.


A priest was invited to a party. He was properly dressed, wearing his priest's collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.… More


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