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January 31, 2019

An English professor wrote the words ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’ The women wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’ Punctuation is everything!… More

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Can You Bear It?

Joanne was going to the MM Christmas dinner and needed a new dress. In the clothing store she asked the assistant, ‘May I try on that dress in the window, please?’ ‘Certainly not, madam,’ responded the salesgirl, ‘You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.’

The teacher asked young Malcolm: ‘What do you do at Christmas time?’ Malcolm addressed the class: ‘Well Miss Jones, my twelve brothers and sisters and I go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.… More

Can You Bear It?

At the end of their first date, a young fellow took his girlfriend back to her home. On the front porch, leaning against the wall with a bit of swagger, he decided to try for that important first kiss.
He: "Sweet thing, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
She: "Oh, I couldn't do that.… More

Can You Bear It?

Morris and Esther went to the fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther I'd like to ride in that helicopter." 

Esther always replied, "I know Morris but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old.… More

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