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September 29, 2019

Rich man: “I began life without a cent in my pocket”. Another rich man: “That’s nothing. I began life without a pocket”.


Customer: “You’re sure one bottle will cure a cold?” Chemist: “It must, madam. Nobody’s ever come back for a second”.… More

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Can You Bear It?

The doctor had an urgent call from a man saying his small son had swallowed a fountain pen. “I’ll come right away”, said the doctor. “What are you doing in the meantime?” “Using a pencil”, was the reply.

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The bore was describing his experience at the Grand Canyon.… More

Can You Bear It?

Fr O’Connor was delighted when he received an anonymous gift and when he told the praish council about it, he proposed it should be used to buy a new chandelier for the body of the church. 

However, it was put to a vote and the priest was disappointed when his proposal was narrowly defeated.… More

Can You Bear It?

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“Maybe you’ll find out tonight”, he replied.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.… More


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