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April 1, 2019

A burglar decided to steal from the safe in a corner dairy. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob". He did so.… More

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Can You Bear It?

From a poster in a church in France … “When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear ‘the call of God.’ However, it is unlikely that God will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning your phone off.… More

Can You Bear It?

An English professor wrote the words ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’ The women wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’ Punctuation is everything!… More

Can You Bear It?

Joanne was going to the MM Christmas dinner and needed a new dress. In the clothing store she asked the assistant, ‘May I try on that dress in the window, please?’ ‘Certainly not, madam,’ responded the salesgirl, ‘You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.’

The teacher asked young Malcolm: ‘What do you do at Christmas time?’ Malcolm addressed the class: ‘Well Miss Jones, my twelve brothers and sisters and I go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.… More

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