A Catholic Monthly Magazine

Jokes rss

Can You Bear It?(0)

June 1, 2019

"I wouldn't worry too much about your son making mud pies and wanting to eat them. It's quite normal". "Well, I don't think so", said the worried mother, "and neither does his wife".

In an attempt to be politically correct,
Guy Chapman changed his name to Person Personperson.… More

Full Story»

Can you Bear It?

A small boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad, I challenged Barry to a duel.… More

Can You Bear It?

A burglar decided to steal from the safe in a corner dairy. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob". He did so.… More

Can You Bear It?

From a poster in a church in France … “When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear ‘the call of God.’ However, it is unlikely that God will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning your phone off.… More

More in this category