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September 30, 2020

A man was amazed to see a dog playing poker in a bar. “Bartender, is that a real dog playing poker”? he asked. “Yes. He’s a real dog”. “Is he any good”? “No. Whenever he has a good hand, he wags his tail”!… More

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Can You Bear It?

It has been scientifically proven that 97% of people are stupid. Fortunately, I belong to the other 5%!

Three good mates from Our Lady of Kapiti church were asked, “When you’re in your coffin, and friends are mourning over you, what would you like them to say”?… More

Can You Bear It?

One liners:
He had a photographic memory that was never developed!
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!
Runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat!
A man dreamt he was a muffler. He woke up exhausted!… More

Can you Bear It?

Trick questions:

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? Answer: Johnny, of course!

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?… More

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