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July 1, 2020

Trick questions:

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? Answer: Johnny, of course!

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?… More

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Can you Bear It?

One liners:

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your computer.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.… More

Can you Bear It?

What did the hat say to the scarf? I’ll go on ahead and you hang around.

“My uncle in Melbourne tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from a Holden, the tyres from a Porsche, and the exhaust system from a Honda”.… More

Can you Bear It?

The army captain spoke sternly to the corporal: “Corporal, where’s that horse I told you I wanted shod?” “Did you say shod?” said the corporal.

A priest was invited to a party. He was properly dressed, wearing his priest's collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.… More

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