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Can you Bear It?
Lovely Service Vicar A preacher was being very long-winded while a grandfather and child were becoming restless. The boy spotted the red light in the sanctuary, and eagerly asked his grandfather ,“When that light turns to green, can we go?” Another preacher was being very long-winded when a man got up and started to leave. […]
Can You Bear It?
It’s 2012 and it’s the Olympics in London … A Scotsman, an Englishman and a New Zealander want to get in, but they haven’t got tickets.The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. “ McTavish , Scotland,” he says, “Discus” and in he walks. The Englishman […]
Can you bear it?
“Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for my birthday,” little Joshua said to his uncle. “It’s the best present I ever got.” “That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it?” “Oh, I don’t play it,” the little fellow replied. “My mum gives me a dollar a day not to play […]
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