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Can You Bear It?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.  After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, “I do….Why?” The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger […]

Can You Bear It? – Jokes for the family

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50p per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, “Well, then, let it read, ‘Angus McPherson died’.” Amused at the woman’s thrift, […]